Auditions!

I went to audition this weekend for a cafe gig. I did good and got the job and played with some other musicians. That was all good. But, the real story is about this piano player that was there. When he auditioned he was playing good. But, when the owner asked for the title of the tune he said some sick shit! It was some along the lines of,"My Dog is Fucking Me in the Ass." That's when I got creed out. The two managers looked at each other and whispered something. Then they asked him to play another song. He played something that was hot and Jazzy. They loved it until he said it was called ,"I Ate your Sisters Bloody Tampon." They liked him so much that they let him play as long as he didn't tell the audience the names of his songs.

The next night we played. Me and the boys I was with did alright. But, the piano player took the show. After every song there was a standing ovation. He played for about three hour untill he had to use the bathroom. When he came out some bodie in the audience said," You know your zipper's down and your dick is hanging out." They piano player said,"I more than know it, I wrote it." I laughed my ass off. That dude thought that was the name his song.

A good time was had by all that night.