Chocolate to the Bone!

So glad I'm brownskin and chocolate to the bone. I gots what it takes to make a monkey man lose his home.
Black man is Evil and a yella is so low down. I walk into there house just to see these darkie frown.
I like miss lilian cain't you see. She said," a brown skin mad is just allright with me.

My Realisation!

I just realized why chickens laught when cat fall into water. It's so simple now. Wet pussy makes cock happy. Duh!

Laptops Parami......... EHHHHH PAAAAAS!!!

J-Dog has just recieved a new laptop. Brand spanking new. So new in fact you can still smell the Chinamans garlic breath who put it together.

No Mike, I'z sorry she ain't a mac, but for me she's great. And plus who would turn down a 2,000 computer that was marked down 94% (nope that's not a type-o 94% bitches)

So with this computer I will do more school and a hell of a lot more love makin'................ solo!!!!!

Sorry!

I had the funniest X tube Stuff you ever saw. But, the shit got deleted. Next time folks.

Wouldn't it suck #2

Wouldn't it suck if you got the phrais, " lots of wattages" (like light bulb watts) confused with, "lots of wodds of jizz"

Wouldn't It Suck #1

WOULDN'T IT SUCK IF YOUR NAME WAS AL KYDA!

The Bad Luck Man!

Steve Erwin!

A Nation Morns The Loss Of Steve Erwin!!!

I'll be a son of a bithch. The crocodile man died. Ain't that a bitch. The worst part was he didn't get eaten by a crock. That fucking blows.