Wise Saying #3

WHENEVER YOU FEEL SAD, ALONE, OR UNLOVED GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND START PLEASIN' JESUS SO YOU CAN FEEL HIS SALVATION ALL OVER YOUR FACE.

Guess Who Got Stabbed In The Foot!

Whilst I was getting my cloths together for washing, I did as I allways do by putting the cloths I'm washing on the floor. In the pile of cloths was belt that had a really sharp fastener on it. I was on my way to answer the phone and BLAM!!! I stepped right on it. It went through the skin and tapped the bone. FUCKING OUCHHHH!!!! It made a particular sound like when you hid a chicken bone with a spoon. So, if you see me limping that's why.

Wise Saying #2

IF ONE ARM GETS CUT OFF THE STRENGTH GOES TO THE OTHER ARM. IF YOU LOSE YOU SIGHT YOUR HEARING GETS BETTER. IF YOU CLOSE YOUR MOUTH YOUR EARS OPEN. IF YOU CLOSE YOUR LEGS YOUR MIND OPENS.

Wise Saying #1

IF YOU WANT TO FIND FILTH JUST LOOK IN YOUR PANTS.

Le Internet!

Good Ol' J-Dog is finally going to get some internet within the next 2 or so months. So i can blog more, get better grades, and lets not forget good ol' solo love.

Ass Whippin' Time!

I just got my school schedule and as soon as I get back I'z whippin' some ass. 3:00 what the fuck is that. And which fuck faced person decided on adding a nother period. Dumb fucking people. How about a longer break shit head.

So join me my sons in an ass whippin' fiesta!!!