Dodged A Bullet!!!

Praise the Lord for abstanace.

I spent the weekend on a boat with a friend. It was her birthday. She had a few friends over and me. She's a pretty girl. Half black and half mexican. Boy Oh Boy!!! I wanted to get to know her better so we takled for that whole Saturday. That Sunday when we got ready to leave I asked her about her last name, Ephum. I asked her was she any kin to Judge Maybellene Ephum. She said yes. I said did she know the judges daughter. She said yes that's my cousin. I said oh shit that's my cousin. So the girl I've know for a while turned out to be my 2nd cousin. I almost shamed myself. Thank the big man for helping me keep my lance in my pants.

France!

Have you ever took a trip down the Mobile Line?
That's the road to ride to ease yo' worried mine.
I got a letter and this is the way it read:
Come home come home cause the girl you love is dead.
I packed my suitcase and took off down the road,
but when I got there she was laying on the coolin' board.
Ten thousand people was standin' around the burying groud.
You ought to hear me holler when the lead her down.
There were two white horses standing around the burying ground.
Then I heard a voice say, "baby run on down"
When you go to heaven you better stop by France.
Stop by there just to give them girls a chance.
So when I die don't bury me at all.
Just pickle my bone in alcohal.
Hello heaven I want to use yo' telephone.
So I call up France all the time I'm gone.

Mike!

Am I the only person that misses Mike? I'z got that junkie itch for him.