Hummers!

I recently went on an outing with a gal pal of mine. Her nice family dicided to drive me back home................ IN THEIR NEW HUMMER BABY! AHHHHHHHHHH FUCK hummers ain't shit. I don't see what the big whoop is about these tanks. First of all the name, Hummer, is a misnomer. The bastards do more roaring than humming. Secondly to be so big the interior is the size of a wide tuna can. Finally it drive like you fill with vasoline instead of gasoline. It jerks and shakes like Muhammed Ali.

So, with that being said, if you decide to buy a Hummer please send your testicles/ovaries in a self addressed stamped envelope to 126 Cock Suka Ave.