Half-Wits!

Seeing that I had nothing to do on Saturday I decided to go to the half wits party. I waited through emo band after mad screaming band after uninterpretable lyrics band after no playin' ass honkey and the damn half wits never played. Sons of bitches! To top it off the host, Fez, got his beautiful guitar stolen........ ON HIS FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY!!! DAMN!!!

My condolences to Fez. But, it might just karma for making decent folk like me and mike sit through a party with kids in the tightest pants you've ever seen.