Guess Who Fucked Up My Weekend

As I enter my humble home on Friday, my mother checks the answering machine, as she always does, to find the voice of my good ol' chemistry teacher. The first thought that come to my mind is HOLY FUCKING COW SHIT!!! Then after hearing how I'z failing and all that shit, my mom and aunty let me have it. I felt so damn blue. And the straw that broke the camels back was when I was told,"well, guess you won't be getting that nice steal bodie guitar"

Okay bitch, thanks for fuckin' up my weekend, my Christmas, Hannukka, New Years, Hope and Dreams. Be sure to stick it up yo' ass when you get the chance.

COME ON my Political Giants!!!

Now PG's come, the fuck, on. I'z been tellin' every one I can bout youz guys web site and they love it. But, please update it. Wez got the Junky itch. We want more Alive baby. We'll suck yo' dick!!!

It Rocks

I've just got through with an enteresting chat with my good friend Mr. Mic. The talk wasn't much(not callin' you a dummy mic) but the way we did it was.

Good ol' instant messenger. I know it's old news, but damn if it ain't fun. It like Food, Sex, and Sleep. I can do it all day and all night...... By myself hahahahahaha!

But seriously instant messenger rocks.

Gemme, Gimme, Gimme!

Now friends I'm in desperate need of a computer. The computer I have is a 6g peice of microsoft shit. It was state of the art in 1993 and sports good ol' Windows 95. Oh yeah, when this was made we had no use for a USB. Boy I tell ye that shure is a good peice of merchindise.(sarcasticly)

But seriously friends if you have a computer you want to give away, knows somebody who does, or wants to sell it to a po' boy, let me know.

I'll Go With Her

I just heard a song that came straight from the heart. A man named Robert Wilkins recorded it in my day.(the roaring 20s hehehehehehehe) If you've ever lost somone(Ceron) this song speaks to you. The best part is it's public domain so you can listen for free. So check it out at www.publicdomain4u.com (you may also like Dick Justice' "Cocaine")

Make-up work

My teacher are kicking my ass with make-up work. Just because I'z out for a week doesn't mean I should drowned with all this work. COME ON! Cut a blind man some slack.

Graduation Present

I 've figured out what I want for graduation. An over under 12-gauge cynergy. In case you don't know it's a shotgun. The most beautiful you ever seen. It can be used to shoot clays, traps, skeet(not that you perverts) doves, turkeys, bears, people, and any things you can think of. So make sure I like you in June 2007.

Help Me!!!

I've got my blog set up. Good! Everything A-Fucking ok. Good!! But, Can any body find me, because I sure can't. So Mr. vsqz or Mr. Mic Please fucking help!!!

Already???

I Just started blogging and have run into problems. I have created about four blogs and this is my fifth. If this doesn't work I'll say FUCK IT!!!

Gunz and Ammo

I'm Here!!!

My friends have been asking and now I finally have a blog. Sweet!!! Oh Yeah Fuck Dani